Humoras,Paveiksleliai ir kiti linksmi dalykeliai (Tik tai, kas juokinga)

[Pinigas]

Arnas rašė:
Ateina i bara trys bosai. Svyturio daryklos, kalnapilio ir carlsbergo. Prieina padavejas ir klausia:
-Ko, ponai, isgersite?
Carlsbergo daryklos vadovas sako:
-Man prasau bokala Carlsberg alaus.
Kalnapilio daryklos vadovas sako:
-Man prasau bokala Kalnapilio alaus.
Svyturio daryklos vadovas sako:
-Man prasau stikline Coca-Colos.
Carlsbergo ir Kalnapilio vadovai susizvalge ir netikedami tuo, ka pasake ju kolega paklause:
-Kas atsitiko, ko tu taip silpnai???
-Ai, jei jus alaus negeriat, tai ir as negersiu..

pabaigos kitokios tikejausi galvojau sakys: cocacola=svyturys tik sveikiau

[Burbulas]

Vakar sutikau

[Cinesia]

Burbulas rašė:
Vakar sutikau
http://host-photo.com/thumb.php?f=gezamobilis.jpg

nu cia analogas DEKANOMOBILIUI:D

[algisimu]

Gal kam pravers automobilio tiuningas...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Serious-proven-performance-turbo-tuning-carrot-on-stick_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ72Q3a1683Q7c66Q3a2Q7c65Q3a12Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318Q7c301Q3a1Q7c293Q3a1Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem140318922902QQitemZ140318922902QQptZUKQ5fCarsPartsQ5fVehiclesQ5fCarPartsQ5fSMQQsalenotsupported

[Nasa]

http://www.addictinggames.com/fallingbush.html

[Alguzas]

 Do you speak English?
> - Yes!
> - Name?
> - Abdul al-Rhazib.
> - Sex?
> - Three to five times per week.
> - No, no...I mean male or female?
> - Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
> - Holy cow!
> - Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
> - But isn't that hostile?
> - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> - Oh dear!
> - No, no! Deer runs too fast...
       
 

[MindaugasMc]

[FOX]

http://www.webpark.ru/comments.php?id=49613

[DeividoX]

Alguzas rašė:
Do you speak English?
> - Yes!
> - Name?
> - Abdul al-Rhazib.
> - Sex?
> - Three to five times per week.
> - No, no...I mean male or female?
> - Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.
> - Holy cow!
> - Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.
> - But isn't that hostile?
> - Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> - Oh dear!
> - No, no! Deer runs too fast...
       
 

[Cinesia]

Še irgi is tos pacios nesusisnekejimo serijos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

[Alguzas]

http://www.supervideo.lt/video/938f52cb96f7e087941/Akivaizdu-jog-soliariumai-zudo

[Cinesia]

ciuvas ownina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZ9fsusMGc&feature=related :o

[MindaugasMc]

Laikas gal ne toks įspūdingas tačiau ir kubikas ne mažas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS3mByI5hJc&feature=channel

[baronka]

cia vel vienas, kodel moterys neturetu saudyti saunamaisiais ginklais:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGCBQPr-c4k&feature=related

[grafas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr76hNngqts&NR=1